Sunday, November 28, 2010

Kim Jung Il

Who is this? Well, to those who don't know much about Kim Jung Il, he's the de facto leader of North Korea.
He always believed deep in his heart that North Korea is BEST Korea.

But it didn't seem that convincing... to us.

"Oops!... now, you didn't see that aerial picture of North Korea!"
Anyways, he has this fetish for bombs... especially those that goes out with a big bang...

Yeah, that's the one, his all time favorite, the atomic bomb.

He always aspired to be the best and had a long term goal of united both Koreas - under his reign that is. And wouldn't mind sending a personal gift to South Korea's president Lee Myung Bak should there's a need.

"I'm coming bitch!"

Though he might sound like a dictator, he's still a human. Not yet a robot though... hence, at times he'll fall 'il'l...


Whenever he's feeling ok, and has some free time in his hands, he'll be chilling at the comfort of his abode while downing some beers - naked.

"Oh shit... is that camera on?"

A note to South Korea, dun piss him off....

*grunts*

"Listen to the boss or die! No one is left out - even the cats."

OR ELSE...

"AnNyeongHi GaSeYo... Bitches"

"Em... spectacular!"

"Hmm.... should make myself a poster for that launch!"

"Much better! North Korea is BEST Korea!"

"*Coughs* Erm... guess i din see that..."

*This is made purely for laughs only... no pun intended...*